Posts tagged ‘Homercentric’
Homer: I think the government has better things to do than to read my mail.
FBI Agent: Most people write to movie stars. This Simpson guy writes to movies; “Dear Die Hard, You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. PS: Do you know Mad Max?”
Homer: That baby proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets, but I’ll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away.
Marge: She’s not afraid of bunnies.
Homer: She will be.