Posts tagged ‘Homercentric’

dear die hard


Homer: I think the government has better things to do than to read my mail.

FBI Agent: Most people write to movie stars.  This Simpson guy writes to movies;  “Dear Die Hard, You rock.  Especially when that guy was on the roof.  PS:  Do you know Mad Max?”


Dear Die Hard


May 23, 2010 at 21:26 1 comment

baby proofing crook

Homer: That baby proofing crook wanted to sell us safety covers for the electrical outlets, but I’ll just draw bunny faces on them to scare Maggie away.

Marge: She’s not afraid of bunnies.

Homer: She will be.


Baby proofing crook

May 22, 2010 at 13:09 Leave a comment

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