Posts tagged ‘Krusty’
Manager: Studies show your Krusty Burger is the un-healthiest fast food item in the world.
Krusty: Worse than the Double Krusty Burger?
Manager: Somehow, yes.
Krusty: Okay, here’s what we do. What’s that food we never put in any of our meals?
Krusty: Yeah, those guys. Find the cheapest one and make a burger out of it. Then throw it in a green wrapper and double the price. …And say it’s got none of those, uh, what are those unhealthy he-she sounding things?
Manager: Uh, trans fats.
Krusty: That’s it. And while you’re in there spray a little nicotine juice on the kids meals – get ’em hooked.